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A discussion that occurs in which I'm right, but he/she/they haven't realized it yet.
I get into an argument with <insert female name here>.
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Verbal disagreement between 2+ parties. An argument contains repeated presentations of conflicting views/opinions, along with added facts and logic to support the original statements.
Some argue that there can, theoretically, be an argument consisting of one person (some kind of internal conflict), but pah!, this is just a mulling process- a natural part of making any decision.
The argument started out friendly, but after I was no longer able to mediate between the two parties, it evolved into a fist/foot/food-fight.
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competition to see who has more salt
Person 1: hey, why is Karl being so fucking salty?
Person 2: i don't know, but with those sodium chloride levels, he could win a lot of arguments
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A group of crystal meth addicts or tweakers
I spotted an argument on the corner of 8th avenue and 14th street heading north.
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A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.
Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.
Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.
Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.
Guy 1 dies after argument.
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Where 2 or more people verbally fight over something. Chances of situation ending up in divorce, manslaughter and murder are high.
a) -"I've had enough of you!"
"Oh yea?"
"Yea! I want a divorce!"
b) -"I hate the way you keep on screwing my sister! Especially since we just got married last night!"
"You're pissing me off bitch! *punches, kicks, stabs*
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry Mindy!"
c) "Oh yea? You think our son should grow up being a Catholic? We'll see!"
*plots devious plan before stabbing husband to death the next day*
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a. Something a man can never win against a woman, even if he somehow wins.
b. Something women always win against men, mainly due to their trump card of resorting to screaming when logic fails.
a. I'd say just don't try arguing with females; give up and save your breath, cuz you're not going to win. If you did get into an argument, immediately admit defeat.
b. Logic is irrelevant when a guy argues with a girl, especially if the guy actually has a good point...
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