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something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.
from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
"We need a finger-longer to turn on the TV since the remote's missing."
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Large fingers, characteristic of lesbians. They enjoy these large fingers in practices such as fingering and anal fisting.
Bro, you have lesbian fingers.
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An alternate description of holding hands which reinforces its intimate aspects. Used by individuals who are feeling smothered by their significant others.
Whenever Cyriac played finger footsie with Priya, she felt like an animal in steel trap that must gnaw its appendage off to escape.
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A way to loosen up the anus for anal sex.
Oh man, was it tight? Nah man, I used the 1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock to get her ready.
The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.
“Ha, you just got fish fingered”.
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When you fingering a bitch with an unsanitary pussy and afterword your fingers smell like a Japanese fish market.
Dave: Yo bro is it me or do I do smell sushi fingers?...
Anthony: GUILTY ;)
Dave: nice... nice
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(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!
Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!
Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
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