1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.
“Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.
Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.
The vagina of an overweight lady
Typically when the stomach overhangs the genital region
Fat bird's fanny
"See that girl there, she defo has a hog's pocket"
Friend 1: Crankin' my hog.
Friend 2: straight up jorkin it
Friend 3: brewing up hog broth
The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting
“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
When your bro about to fuck some cooter
She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol