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A sexual act preformed in group sex. This occurs when the male directs multiple women to lay on top of each other so he can proceed to have 'doggie-style' sex with them with minimal transitional effort. The reasoning for including 'Salt Lake City' in the name of the act is mainly because, Salt Lake City, UT has a Mormon population of roughly 60%, thus explaining the polygamy joke.
Alex: Did you ever end out seeing Semen Sippers 5?
Max: Yeah, that guy got Jenna Haze and Lela Star to do the ol' Salt Lake City Stack about twenty minutes in, it was flossy.
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The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.
Lake Howell High School can suck my dick
Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.
ryan: “dude are you going to lake zurich high schools prom?”
connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”
An A+ arts school, located in Fort Myers, Florida, Cypress predominately contains Center kids, druggies, ghettos, and the kids who represent their ~sadness and pain with their black clothing and anime drawings. The minority includes rednecks, Beach kids, and the elite AP group.
Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.
Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.
Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.
A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.
"What high school did you go to?"
"Cypress Lake High School"
"..."
"That's right."
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Salt Lake City is the capitol and largest city in Utah. While famous as the headquarters of the LDS church, Salt Lake is only about 40% mormon.
Salt Lake is one of the few liberal/democratic areas in the predominantly republican state.
Salt Lake is close to the mountains, so the area has great recreation. Many residents ski, snowboard, hike, etc.
I really enjoyed living in Salt Lake. Its a beautiful city with great people. There is always something going on, like free concerts, or drum circles, or festivals. Plus, they have a really nice transportation system, so its easy to get around, even if you dont have a car.
I cant wait to move back to Salt Lake City, UT!
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"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."
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a sex act where you jizz on your partners face and then proceeds to clean it off with your ball sack.
Dude #1 "What did you and Stacey do last night?"
Dude #2 "Dude, I gave her a Salt Lake Street Sweeper. That bitch loved it!"
Dude #1 "Sick dude."