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A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal
Santa is not St.Nicholas you stupid little shit.
Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.
person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole
Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.
the guy who breaks and enters each year
hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.
Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach
Gay dude: is santa cool?
Straight dude: nah he lesbian
The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
The man born of a satanic ritual to haunt adults and please children. First off to start the madness of this "creature", he is insanely fat and doesn't have diabetes. Second, he gets stuck in chimney's bigger than him. Last, he sneaks into your house, knows when you sleeping and awake, so he basically knows everything about every human in the history of the world.
Santa: *gets summoned out of pentagram* time to "investigate the humans
Little child: I PROMISE TO BE GOOD THIS YEAR SO I CAN GET A SINGULAR HOTWEEL
Parents: he wishes Santa was real.
Santa: *breaks window and lands on floor*
Obnoxiously Loud Child: YOUR REAL???? GIVE ME EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST, NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: I am going home now. *gives child a string and some shotgun shells*
Child: BEST. GIFT. EVER!!!