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turn her straight

No, no you can't

1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...

by keyboard8 September 12, 2024


Turn up the wick

To increase power, performance or flow

Volkswagen explains while independent workshops can 'turn up the wick', vehicle manufacturers do not have the same freedom and must meet stringent global emissions standards

by p3rkele May 27, 2021


michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 5, 2021


zero turn

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.

Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.

by la A-town January 7, 2011


SOB turn

A very hard or fast turn that causes passengers to lean or potentially slide in their seat. Stands for "Slide Over Baby"

"That turn was so hard, I slid in my seat!"
"Yeah, it was definitely an SOB turn."

by L_ronzo February 21, 2019


Turn Out the Lights

l e a v i n g l a s t ? t u r n o u t t h e l i g h t s !

Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.

Appearance

Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.

Turn Out the Lights Is in Trevor Henderson

by Your bob August 31, 2022


Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 4, 2023