Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.

Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.

under 13

Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.

User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.

EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.

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Be undering

The act or statement of being under a given object.

Jeff: hey Fred, what are you doing?
Fred: I’m just be undering this tree.

The fella down under

When you forgot some Australian’ name.
Originally used by Joe Biden: “I wanna thank uh, the fella down under”.

Thank you the English fella, and I wanna thank uh, the fella down under.

testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

Baking down under

It's a polite way of saying a girl has a yeast infection in her cookie.

Sorry Cookie store is closed tonight because I'm baking down under!
Sorry honey no booty tonight because I'm baking down under :(

Under

inside of (a specific operating system's) surroundings.

The program operates under DOS.