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A woody, AKA boner, that is not fully developed.
Slightly drooped.
guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
When you make up with a rock hard penis after your girlfriend has had her juicy sweet ass placed against your man parts.
Barry woke up with Peach Wood after Annie had her juicy peach (ass) against his penis last night.
A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.
A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”
Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.
The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.
Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."
Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood
Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual