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A canine condition that causes your pup to growl at imaginary things, like when you chain them out late at night to go to the bathroom, or when you’re trying to sleep. Also characterized by barking for no apparent reason.
My dog Mutley growled and barked all night about nothing, he must have Irritable Growl Syndrome.
When a girl has dried blood in her cooter
Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry
When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!
Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
Sassy Ass Bitch Syndrome.
To use her swagger, confidence and allure in a way that bends people to her will and to get what she craves but is used too often so she sometimes needs to be checked.
Man, she's fine and cool and all that but her SAB Syndrome 'tude's gotta go
A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.
“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc
“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”
“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
the act in where a person can’t spell , type , text and or talk properly it is commonly know as being dyslexic but is also classed as being a dumb fuck they will also casually misspell things and can’t be fucked to dis the failure as they are in fact also a failure. is also contagious if you spend long periods of time texting and or talking with said person
person 1: that dude really can’t speak properly
person 2: yeah they have Katie syndrome
Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.
I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.