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A cock in a suit and tie.
Damn, that is one classy cock.
Damn, that is one classy cock.
One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.
Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure
A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.
Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.
- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.
When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock
Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.
I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.