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when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
A woman’s vagina while on her period
Woman: “I can’t, I’m on my period”
Man: “I can still eat a pink taco with hot sauce”
Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)
HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.
HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.
HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.
The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.
Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.
Somthing good or above average, but not out of this world.
Dude those chicken wangs were suppa hot - both litteraly and figuratively.
hot glue is the answer to all problems including starvation, war and no it all pricks who corrrect grammar.
example 1-
man 1: my relationship is falling apart
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 2-
man 1: hey this prick keeps correcting my grammar, i wish i could sew his mouth shut
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 3-
man 1: i wish no one could see me
man 2: have you tried using hot glue