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The Sex is the
A) The sexiest sexy time sex you've ever had.
B) A person who is the epitome of sexy
A) Dude: Yo last night i had The Sex with _____
Bro: No way man I heard shes a freak in the bedroom
B) Guy 1: Dude look at her she has the best ass I've ever seen and look at those eyes... wow
Guy 2: Dude thats Brittany she's the sex. she's berry hot.
"What are your thoughts of sex"
"Bro im in second grade, u good?"
The one topic that most users on Urban Dictionary won't stop bitching about
Me: *types s on the search bar*
Search: *shows sex as the second most typed search term by the letter*
Me: Sex? I can't deal with that shit anymore on this stupid website!
The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.
Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.
Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
It's fucking amazing.
Bob: I had sex with Anna last night and it was awesome.