The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.
Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch
When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.
"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".
When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.
Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.
Getting lied to by a low life piece of trash. Similar to the term Joshing
I was talking to my dude Jef and he totally daved me on his story about being a ladies man
Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.
Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.
David came over last night daved me pretty good.
I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.
David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.
Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.
When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
When you lend money to someone and don't get it back
A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"
Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday
Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight