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Feekie Knees

Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.

My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.

by Muffriend April 17, 2024


dog knees

We don’t know if they exist because if they do that would be weird (I have a thick ass)

What are dog knees?

by Virginia mom May 18, 2021


Whack Knees

When the ass is right, but the legs are weak or underdeveloped.

She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.

by ManChild18 September 6, 2022


butter knee

knees with fat on them that makes them look like melted butter; weird ass knees; fat knees

hey look at that girl's butter knee

by Winnielooplop August 4, 2017


toe knee

your toes and your knees

another word for your toes and knees

by s_N_double_O_P April 25, 2005


knees over toes

The cue “knees over toes” in a squat actually means 'don't let the knees collapse inwards or outwards and keep them inline with the feet'. The goal is to keep your knees aligned over your toes so that the knees move in the same direction as the ankle joint.

THE CUEKNEES OVER TOES” IN A SQUAT ACTUALLY MEANS ‘DON’T LET THE KNEES COLLAPSE INWARDS OR OUTWARDS AND KEEP THEM INLINE WITH THE FEET

by Erichen February 7, 2022


International Knee slide day

Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.

peppermint scored a screamer of a goal and did a knee slide for international knee slide day

by sam12234574 September 26, 2021