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A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.
Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.
"Boy, I could really go for some high angle muff right about now!"
When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way
"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"
A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)
Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.
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The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
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