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Hair Hurt

When you wake up after sleeping with your hair pinned against its natural direction of growth. The result being that the area of scalp where the hair shaft connects ranges from sore to moderately painful, lasting up to a couple of hours after waking. A secondary result is an unkempt appearance to the hair, which no amount of hand-licking and spit-slathering will fix.

I passed-out on the couch with my head against the arm and this morning I have a bad case of hair hurt.

by adamnewyork March 12, 2009

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hair dude

A younger man or with a longer, shaggy or full hairstyle typical of the sexy fuller male hairstyles common in the 1970's. (This term should never apply to a female.)

Those shaggy surfer guys in California were real hair dudes back before cell phones were in fashion.

by Jon64Bailey March 5, 2012

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Heb Hair

Unruly, thick and frizzy Jewish hair.

This weather is terrible for my Heb Hair.

by SweetLisa May 11, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


short hair

This is easily obtained by chopping off long hair. It looks good on most girls (pixie is harder to pull off) and can be styled in millions of different ways. Its easier to maintain so its a win-win situation. Girls with shorter hair are not lesbians (although I speak only for myself). Emo girls will dye their short hair bright colors, prep girls might curl theirs, and rocker chicks will give theirs a choppy,layered look. Short hair is super versatile.

Although I cut my hair short and layered, I am as straight as they come :).

WARNING: If you plan on flirting, seducing, or hooking up with guys, I suggest long hair because men tend to like that type more (although I have proof that boys like short hair too).

by RockerChick99 January 15, 2011

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Public Hair

When someone's pubic hair becomes dislodged during a visit to the bathroom and remains on the toilet seat or bowl for the next person using the restroom to see, resulting in the transition of your private's hair to a public hair.

Why is it so hard for people to clean their pubes off the toilet when they're done? I don't need to see their public hairs.

by Sockbabies October 6, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


HAIR HAT

A bad looking mens hairpiece

Check out that guy's hair hat! The color isn't even the same as his own hair sticking out underneath!

by jshep October 5, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


short hair

The type of hair that beats long hair.
Also, the tripfag Onayano from /a/ likes it.

Short hair is superior to long hair

by Miharu June 26, 2008

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