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American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

by JerseyJoe January 21, 2012


American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls

that american tank cant do shit

by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017


American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle

Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre

by FrenchToast492 April 8, 2018


American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.

"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022


American Politics

A really bad reality TV show

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!

by Ljd;flkjas;dlkfjasdlf;alksdf May 26, 2021


American Spanish

American Spanish is used by Latinos/Latinas, Hispanics, and Mexicans who were born in the United States of America. It is commonly used among Californian's. The style was created by Robert R. Melendez and the Spanish translation for American Spanish is Español Americano. The style is simply American sayings on Google translate.

Dude: Hey bro, I'm going to see my family this weekend and they usually make fun of me for my Spanish.

Bro: Dude, just use American Spanish.

Dude: How do you use American Spanish?

Bro: Just use American sayings and translate them from English to Spanish on Google. It's that simple.

Dude: Thanks bro, that actually helps out!

by The King of LA, JAX, LV & ATL. March 26, 2022


American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015