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Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.
A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.
Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!
(Thunderous applause)
Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!
Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?
Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!
Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??
Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!
Laughter abounds from the crowd!
When trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with bumper-to-bumper traffic, especially during rush-hour.
Boss: Why were you late this morning, Johnson?
Johnson: Truman Show Traffic, sir. I tried six different ways to get here, and each time I ran into heavy congestion.
Meaning this is your favorite show to watch, also can apply to movies.
Mostly used in my black household.
Person A: "The show Lucifer is my favorite! Thas my show!"
Person B: "That's cool and all but the Vampire Diaries is my show, personally!"
Person C: "Thas cooo!"
The show hosted by Craig Ferguson. Comes on after David Letterman at 12:36 am on CBS.
Can be abbreviated LLS or TLLS.
"My favorite late night talk shows are The Tonight Show and the Late Late Show."
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The greatest TV Show that was ever made. It was a cult sitcom that ran from 1998 to 2006. It is about several teenagers, etc. on the verge of adulthood living in the fictional East coast of state city of Point's Place, Wisconsin. Provided a start to many people, especially Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, and Wilmer Valderrama. Usually included Tommy Chong of Cheech & Chong. Added to the career of Kurtwood SmithIt was hilarious and does not disappoint. It was known for pushing the boundaries, as it involved teens and adults doing drugs, having sex, breaking laws, etc. Also known for its theme song.
My favorite show is That 70's Show.
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1. Describes a car that is much faster than it looks (see "sleeper")
2. Describes someone who is very good at what they do but would have you think otherwise (ex: a humble person, or a swindler)
Damn! I just got dusted by that Spirit R/T. I thought I had him for sure, but he's all go, no show!
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A TV show or movie designed to cater to yuppies or yuppie wannabes that may still be in elementary school, secondary school or college.
The lead character and their significant other, if around, usually have very successful, professional careers, usually as a doctor, lawyer or important company or government official.
Usually, not always, the lead is depicted as achieved an astronomical amount right at the beginning of their careers. In Damages on FX, Ellen has graduated from law school and has numerous six-figure offers from law firms. She soon takes on a major multi-million dollar class action lawsuit and gets $2 million in bonuses after the case is settled. Most law graduates are lucky to get a paralegal job.
These shows are propaganda for universities who want their students to believe years of school will pay off with lucrative salaries and important careers. Some teens and twenty-somethings will religiously watch these shows under the impression it depicts the career field they are trying to get into.
Most of these shows are the projections of writers who failed to become all these things in life.
Damages, Grey's Anatomy, ER and The Sum of All Fears are examples of yuppie vanity shows.
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