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admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.

Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?

by Asshandle June 19, 2015


Slit-Anus

When your anal cavity gets to so torn that it begin to tear.

Yo man that BBC gave me a Slit-Anus

by BigBoi72 November 15, 2019


gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017


Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.

Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.

by Amazin' Eddie January 21, 2014


starry anus

A mispronunciation of staranikus. You're local supermarket does not carry this.

Hey, you have any starry anus in stock?

by S-taryA December 24, 2018


Almaximus Anus

An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.

-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!

by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022


bowling for anus

A term used when understanding the idea of going out and purposely looking to have anal sex. Can be with any gender. Usual

Hey man look, all I'm trying to do is go bowling for anus, ya know, hump some butthole.

by SatanicWitchOrgy December 21, 2016