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burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 7, 2013


Anus Beef

The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.

Hey man, take a whiff of that anus beef!

by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 30, 2020


8-Bit Anus

An accurate description of Walmart's "spark" logo.

The Walmart spark logo totally looks like an 8-bit anus. Like, if they showed you Donkey Kong's asshole in 1982, that's totally what it would have looked like. Just try to unsee it.

by Air Base Hooker January 21, 2022


anus jungle

Another word for but crack hair

I wanted to stick it in, but I could barely see it through her anus jungle

by Beefy Beethoven November 6, 2018


AnUs BlEeD

A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.

I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!

by TEES DADDY! January 5, 2018


Large fish anus

Verrryyy streachy kids.

She got a large fish anus

by Catty meow April 26, 2019


roll of the anus

Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.

I'm not sure if she will remember this night, its a bit of a roll of the anus.

by fecalToes May 8, 2014