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the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 6, 2013

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beat down

The beating of someone with your dick.

I just beat down Stacy.

by Nicky Gizzle June 11, 2007

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Beat out

where a guy is put out of a gang by being beat up. The beating is much worse than being beat in.

John's in intensive care. He was beat out by the gang.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

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Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles January 30, 2012


Rippin' a beat

A slang term for male masturbation, particularly rhythmic, audible masturbation.

Paul Reubens, who played Pee-Wee in Pee-Wee's Playhouse, was arrested because he was caught rippin' a beat in an adult theater.

by SlaughterDog December 15, 2007


beat doctor

one who makes beats.

"dude, your dad is a total beat doctor."

by xx-lilbill-xx October 11, 2008


ghetto beats

Black music

Any rap is ghetto beats

by flameface11 April 16, 2015