A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.
The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.
wooosh
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"
Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle
"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"
When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.
Ah , you left man on the log
We’ll see about that
*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*
Something that we drink from, usually made of plastic or steel. Wine bottles are more preferred because the wine inside makes you high
Joe drank from the bottle
It’s a lie same to cap but evolving
Person 1 : “hey I got ten racks on me right now” Person 2: “that’s bottle”
bottle
P1 "wheres my bottle where I insert water into"
P2 "Its in ur butthol"