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Buxton

(Noun) The absolute epitome of what every man and woman should be. They lack smarts and logic .

(verb) To ask a stupid question and To constantly make loud and obnoxious noises in public

(adverb) an annoying noise

The Buxtons in the back asked the teacher the same question five times

They wouldn't stop Buxtoning the teacher.
They made the most Buxtonest noise in the world.

by GodofThewordeseses February 6, 2019


Buxton

A town in the North West of England, Famous for its fantastic award winning water, which is available at all good retail outlets or the local river.

Buxton also has a severely high rate of villi-chavsand teenage pregnancies; which is thought to be a direct result of the villi-chavsand their lack of knowledge with contraceptives but highly creative methods (see: DIYdom)

The Villi-Chavs of Buxton recently hijacked a bus en route to local city Manchester, after finding themselves with incorrect change for the journey.

by DazzKK March 7, 2007

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the buxton

a saucy boi that likes the taste of kids

wow bill cosby is just like the Buxton

by boddyesmith October 13, 2020


Buxtoned

Absolutely wasted m9, more wasted than a white flat cap, ygm

Awe mate I can't wait for that party later!, I'm going to get absolutely buxtoned

by Buxton Army August 22, 2016


Fairfield Buxton

A place of Drugdealers and Underage sex. Its where 4 year olds can buy alchahol and do shit like that.

I live in Fairfield Buxton.

by TheBuxtonTourist December 9, 2019

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Buxton slinga'

A drink consisting of a shot of Allen's Coffee Brandy mixed with a can of Moxie. Commonly drunk after (or during) softball games in Maine.

We celebrated with a classic Maine drink, mixing two favorites and downing Buxton slinga's.

by HA3141 May 18, 2010

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Buxton's Phone

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.

Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".

by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011