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The Howard Frankland bridge spans Old Tampa Bay between the cities of Tampa and St Petersburg Florida along I-275. It was first designed in the late 1950s by Russian engineers through a Soviet-American engineer exchange program which also saw the development of the St Petersburg Russia metro system by American engineers.
It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.
Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
Traffic was heavy on the Howard Frankland Bridge today as usual.
Getting in a relationship with a much younger person, usually one not out of school.
Look he's doing the Waitaki Bridge with her, 44 year old male trying to go out with a 17 year old female.
Usually pertaining to a person of predatory behaviour.
The Gooch. Both female & Male.
The perineum, the fun bit.
Saint Bithin rested his chin upon Bithin's Bridge whilst deciding to push his tongue into the vagin or into the Bungholio.
Dick for when someone is transitioning from exclusively enjoying pussy, to enjoying dick as well.
The owner of the dick is probably very palatable, perhaps more feminine, or a true feminist in the sheets.
“Jared’s kind of a feminine guy, I bet he’s got good bridge dick”
1.) A group of men who have sex with instruments and ejaculate on stages.
2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men
"She was riding me and put a Old Iron Bridge on her."
I invested my life savings into Jungle Bridge Coin (JBC), taint looking good boys.
The Scott Mills Bridge is location at the wonderful M3 Fleet Services in Hampshire. The bridge is named after the Radio 1 legend Scotty Mills. One famous quote to do with this 6th wonder of the world is... "Rod...The Curtains!".
Brian drives under the Scott Mills Bridge everyday, whereas Mildrith is always on top of Scott Mills