Random
Source Code
Random
The act of showing support for Seattle's NHL hockey team by bending down and showing a bit of butt crack.
Are you picking something up off the floor or are you butt kraken in support of hockey in Seattle
13👍 2👎
The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".
13👍 2👎
smoking a cigarette with a friend
yo man Let's go rip a butt, dude....
13👍 2👎
An oily, sticky residual discharge around the anus after one expels fecal matter from ones sphincter cavity post haste greasy food consumption.
Usage 1: OMG! I've wiped my turd cutter so much its bleeding, no thanks to that greasy chicken you made for dinner which gave me sticky butt.
Usage 2: After eating that greasy food for lunch today, I had to leave work early because I was sitting in sticky butt. When I got home my man-panties looked as if they had been dragged down the Hershey highway.
13👍 2👎
a self centered, self serving and completely clueless person who focuses on how best to get back at another, even at the expense of those who should be close and dear to them.
usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.
The butt nacho spent $2700 at a jewlery store, instead of paying his past due child support.
26👍 6👎
- Noun
1. A discreet way of referring to someone who enjoys receiving dick in their ass; often used when the upmost subtlety is called for.
2. A homosexual; especially one who prefers receiving instead of pitching.
Male Friend #1: Hey Jim, I don’t need anything in particular, but let’s go shopping and hang out at the mall together! After that, we can slurp down some milkshakes and talk about our feelings!
Male Friend #2: Oh John… you’re such a pickle butt! Sorry I can’t go, but I’ve just got too many things to do today. I’m gonna be busy for a while… fucking pickle-butt.
32👍 8👎
Author of the NY Times Best Seller, "Under the Bleachers"
Bill: Did you do your book report?
Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.
Bill: Sweet.
195👍 70👎