bag cheese

Same as asscheese except frontal. Can include both the unwashing of the sexual parts after sex, or simply non washing of the area for an extended period of time.

when you scratch or touch down there and its creamy feeling, then you have bag cheese.

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pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

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Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

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cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

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Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

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cheesed off

cheesed off - greatly annoyed; out of patience.

Where is my freaking pizza? I am getting really cheesed off!

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cheese and gum

A covert way of saying "jizz and cum"

What's that on the corner of the bedsheet?

I think it's a stain from cheese and gum.

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