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Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire
Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.
A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.
The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!
When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.
Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.
a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.
dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!
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During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.
Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!
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When a bitch sucks your nuts so hard you pass out
This girl gave me a Chinese soul-suck last night
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