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campus cry

A campus cry is where a bunch of snowflakes gather to cry with one another.

We will have a campus cry today

by That guy 45 November 13, 2017


Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.

Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!

by pi@noguy December 6, 2010


National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021


cry yelling

When your girlfriend is crying in a yelling tone.

She would not stop cry yelling at me! It lasted all night!

by Ctrl_freq January 17, 2017


Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 25, 2023


omg milly its okay don't cry

when your milly is sad you must say this

"your millys sad"

"you say"
omg milly its okay don't cry

by sherman 100 November 7, 2019


cry box

N. (Noun)

1. A derogatory Term relating to the anus.

1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.

2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!

by John long rod van damn July 4, 2021