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People who spend way too much time on Urban Dictionary clicking the thumbs down on the latest factual information regarding their underachieving and boorish New York sports franchise. The fact of the matter is, the Mets had a lucky season in 1986 and have done very little since then. Their claim to fame that season Dwight Gooden cannot keep his nose clean and they continue to play in Shea Stadium in Queens. I have seen the stadium myself and can honestly say it needs to be demolished or turned into a museum. Perhaps the Mets will stop being mediocre and become competitive. It's pathetic that the Braves continue to dominate the National League East, not to mention the fact the Mets can barely compete with a team that was on the brink of folding and a franchise that cannot fill a stadium or keep a team in tact. Mets fans are also used to being pampered by a bias East Coast media which for some odd reason favors them to compete with the Braves for the division title each season.
Mets Fans need to stop spending all of their time on Urban Dictionary and do something productive with their time: Like reading up on next season's projections.
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A club of fans; including ceiling fans, bedroom fans, window fans, etc.
"It's getting windy in the fan club."
"Suck my cock mothafucka."
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People who have bought their entire idea of music from a highly superficial set of consumer codes. High self-identification to ripped jeans.
Mild fans are usually people who are a bit obscured on the thin validity of the word. Hardcore fans (of anything really) can become fundamentalists about a foundation quickly put together after smoking a tiny shake joint and thinking about how cool they need to be in order to become a real person with real things to say.
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I think I'm gunna start a new business. Candy products, suckers mostly, plaid colored...call em grunge suckers.
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On a personal note, I love Nirvana. I just hate most their fans.
*Note to the editors: remember that examples don't necessarily have to be quotes. They're examples.*
For a good example of Grunge Fans, go on myspace and search for any band with the word grunge in their genre description. Although this can be used by a band which is actually cool and just having fun with the genre function of the website, you're best bet is that you'll land on a bunch of confused long haired teens with self-ripped jeans.
For another example, youtube anything by Nirvana and read the comment section for a bit.
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Totally Japan-fixated, antisocial, skinny white people. Generally exhibits one or more of the following traits:
Thick glasses
A Japanese-English Dictionary
A DDR Pad for the PSII (to practice at home)
Long, greasy hair
"I love being an anime fan! I know almost 1000 kanji!! WOW! (^-^)"
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The term Plastic fan is used to describe Corporate football fans who do not specifically have any real interest in the club itself. They only turn up for the Corporate box with their credit cards for the Match, Food and Beverages. Plastic refers to their use of Credit Cards. Doesn't usually have any knowledge on the history of the club and changes their alliegance at any given time.
Your typical average plastic fan
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Former super Green Day fans moving on. Usually fat, ugly, or rejected preteen girls finding some type of connection with MCR. They claim MCR's music "saved their life". They become overly obsessed, wearing mostly only MCR merch, going to every show possible, and loading their myspace pages with MILLIONS of icons of Gerard Way and the rest of the band. They like to claim they would "do anything for those boys"
xxIm_not_Okayxx:OH MY FUCKING GERARD!!! I'm going to the My Chemical Romance concert!! I'd cut off each limb with a rusty butter knife for those boys! I'm the biggest fan outta all the MCR fans!
Black_Parade_Wasn't_My_FIRSTalbum: ZOMGZ! I JUST JOINED THE xxMCRmyxx!! Gerard is so hot!! but he's getting married :*(
xxIm_Not_Okayxx: OH MY FUCKING GERARD! IF YOU WERE A TRUE MCR FAN YOU'D BE HAPPY FOR HIM!
*xxIm_Not_Okayxx later messages the My Chemical Romance myspace HOPING Gerard might read her message, respond to it, come visit her, and give her back stage passes to the nearest show*
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The most intolerent arseholes in the world.
Anyone who trys to critisise their gods will be shot down by a torrent of baseless insults.
<intheflesh> all im saying is that the beatles arnt that great
<abbyroad> OMG your obviously a faggy 13 year old nu-metal twat who doesnt know anything about real music. you only hate the beatles coz they dont hammer out one cord over and over and scream about their parents. u make me sick.
<intheflesh> actually, im a 20 year old, classically trained musician. and i dont listen to nu-metal.
<abbyroad> yeah, bollocks u r. i hope u die soon and do us all a favour
<intheflesh> bloody beatles fans
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