trente-six million

Used by French people as an exaggerated number.

"Je t'ai dit comme trente-six million fois!"

life

1.
Synonym for awesome, score, sweet, etc.

2.
Duh.

1.
"Life! No school today!"

2.
"Oh, so that's what it's for. Life!"

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menage tois

It's actually spelled 'ménage à trois' and it is the French term for 'threesome'

"It's ménage à trois, not menage tois you stupid poo."
"Eff toi!"

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tea

1.
A meal replacement for anorexic people and caffeine addicts.

Makes you pee a lot.

2.
A word used when happy.

1.
"Let's go have some tea then barf it up homie."

"I'm going to pee because I had tea."

2.
Sir: Let's go call on Konrad.

Lady: TEA!

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lickerish

Not a lick, but close.

"Well, that was a little too lickerish for my liking."
"Twizzlers"

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Lexizard

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.
Evolves from Lexieleon.
Weak against: Tea
Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:
-Lump Attack
-Meditate
-Lexitus
-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

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pee flow

The rate that your pee comes out.

A very long pee.

"My pee flow is 4.5 mL/s."

"I'm going to go have a pee flow."
"Have fun with your pee flow."

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