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When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it
I could really use a Friday night cocktail
A buying event larger than Black Friday,
This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.
First things to go are:
* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods
Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".
On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.
"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"
The day of a true nigga. Man Crush Monday? Hah funny. NOTHING compared to Fine Nigga Friday. Fine Nigga Friday sounds better too. Friday is now a day for the real ones.
Original creators snap: @itsurboimatwell
“Tyrone is a real nigga. He’s gonna be on my story for Fine Nigga Friday.”
An abriviation for What The Fuck
Joe :Wensday Thursday Friday!!!
the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.
Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.
One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.
Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!