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The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.
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Doing a blumpkin to a chick.
Vera is such a whore all she wants is a deep fried fish taco!
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Perhaps the greatest culinary feat ever performed. A variation on Applebee's appetizer "Cheesy Bacon Tavern Chips". Instead of god-awful "chips," you must substitute fries for this to work
I'll have an order of cheesy bacon tavern FRIES and an order of Onion Peels.
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Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.
Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever
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Starter of the Gods
Main course of the Gods: Deep Fried Cheese Tomato & Mushroom Pizza.
Pudding of the gods: Deep Fried After Eight
"Ayeyarright? C'nIava Deep Fried Mars Bars, 'sarritewityu?"
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The new slang to say instead of saying, "would you like to go have sex," when you are in public, or with friends/family. Named after couple was talking about sex and one mistaken ofc (of course) for Ohio fried chicken which they thought meant sex.
Girlfriend: *says in front of mom* “hey Randy you wanna go get some Ohio fried chicken?
Boyfriend: yes I think I have a craving for some Ohio fried chicken.
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When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.
Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!
Karl: Oh snap!
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