Hi so much

A term used to say hello to someone with extra excitement!

"Queen Elizabeth! Hi so much"

Hi, anybody there :P ?

The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text

Normal People:

N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved

Socially Awkward

N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being

up in his grundle

A phrase describing being so close to someone that it is akin to being on a man's grundle

Person A: James was so close to Nick that he could feel his breathe.

Person B: Yeah, James was up in his grundle.

Hi-hat head

When listening to music, instead of bobbing ones head to the beat, one bobs ones head along with the hi-hat.

Every time that song comes on, he gets hi-hat head.

beam on his back

Means that a gun with a laser sight (laser beam) is aimed to his back

He couldn’t move because of the beam on his back

eat his roll

Some pervert wanting to eat ass

Tim wants to eat his roll being Rays roll

Snare his victim

To dismiss a batman. Usually through the means of twitch, flight or a combination of both.

With my superior twitch I will snare his victim.