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Cum'n in a chicks mouth, then slapping her in the face making her bleed. When she spits out the "love juice" it looks like the filling of a jelly doughnur
Dude, I gave her a "jelly doughnut"
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We had smelly jelly for dessert. The maid put ice cream on the side for us.
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Parents think we shouldn't be able to wear them to school...they are wrong because they mean different thinks at school rather than out in the world besides school...so if we want to wear them let us...because some of us hate how you make us take them off when we go to school...well, not me...I am going to wear them to school whether you let me or not...
This is what they mean to us kids these days at school:
Black- Goth/punk
Purple- virgin
Red- single
Blue- bad girl
Yellow- kiss
Orange- make out
Green- hug
Pink- no meaning
White- flash
Clear- no meaning
This girl at my school is goth/punk and so she wears all black every day of her life. So one day she decides to walks by me. When she does walk by me, she is wearing about thirty jelly bracelets. They are black ones and so they mean that she is a goth/punk which she already is.
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Function: adjective, 1 : lacking mental strength: as a; deficiency in the spinal unit that creates physical vigor which results in being as FEEBLE as possible in a time when having balls is required. 2: Not able to sustain or exert much weight, pressure, or strain in the weight room, not able to take external force or withstand verbal attack.
"... we could have used Bob in the fight, but he just turned into a jelly fish before our very eyes."
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sex bracelets are no different to any other bracelet, the only difference is that they break easier. my boyfriend snapped almost all of my bracelets and ties them to his bike! its no big deal! my teachers will take the damn things! its not like the kids are goin to have sex in school. they just wait until after school and go to the park bathrooms!
fucking teachers think they know everything about middle schoolers. we rock!
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Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
Masturbation technique for men.
Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.
See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.
Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.
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