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Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021


Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 8, 2021


Jordan odom

Jordan Odom is a young pretty nigga who listen playboi carti and will take yo bitch🧛🏼 .

Jordan odom is also known as Karti .

by Jordan Odom . November 24, 2021


jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 20, 2017


Jordan Golder

A Jordan Golder is the most sweetest adorable hottest thing you can meet she sooo nice and will love to be around her you will never stop telling her i love you and never stop staring at her

Guy 1 :Who's that
Guy 2 : Shes Mighty Fine
Guy 3 : Thats Jordan Golder

by Uknown_User99 October 15, 2011


mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 24, 2020


jordan grace

A very cool, snazzy girl who everyone loves. She is hilarious and she's probably the prettiest girl you'll ever meet.

Wow she's such a Jordan grace I love her so much.

by zac efron October 5, 2015