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Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.
Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!
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The most amazing magic tricks performed by a indie magician.
Holy shit! Did you see the street magic infront of the movie complex?
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stripper fingering ass-whipping A daring maneuver performed by only the drunkest (or dumbest) of strip club goers, the magic thumb is when you slip your thumb into a woman's down-stairs mix-up, typically unapproved and almost always uncalled for.
Johnny slipped Muffin the magic thumb at the strip club the other night; those bouncers sure gave him an ass-whipping.
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the type of magic that allows a character to copy the attacks of his/her Opponent by watching or being hit with the attack. blue magic is different than Mimicking in the sense that one can permanently learn the attack with blue magic.
"Damn Jimmy how did you learn how to spit fire" "I used blue magic after watching you get pwned by that dragon"
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or more affectionatly known as "Tragic the saddening"
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.
-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....
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when you punch a whore in the cum flaps so hard it leads to instant penetration, thus making the fist to vanish. Now that's magic.
'Can you explain this for me please?'
'yes doc - i was had the tv changer in my hand flicking thru all the cable shite when mom said we were broke and how we could do with a magic wish right now to sort things out'
'I guess you mis-heard her then?'
'Fuck you cockknocker!'
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that extra special something that makes everything one says completely indecipherable.
It wasn't the bartlett, but monkey magic that tied his tongue up in knots.
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Blame the monkey magic!
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