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When one fondles their groin until cum explodes out
Jake had nothing to do and he lived alone so he grabbed his laptop and some lotion. Jake ran to his bedroom. He took his pants off and got under the covers. He put the laptop next to himself and put porn on. He spread the lotion on his hands and started the masturbation process. He got hard instantly and rubbed the lotion on his penis for 5 minutes. Cum came flying out. His covers were ruined. Jack didn't care, he kept going, until he heard a knock on the door. His girlfriend came over with condoms and dildos.
"Sarah don't come in yet!" Jack yelled.
Sarah came in anyway to the sight of Jack masturbating. Sarah lifted her top.
"Bite it off!" Sarah said whilst showing her tits to Jack.
The strange man bit Sarah's bra off and sucked on her tits like there was no tomorrow. Sarah took her pants off and shoved Jack's penis in her vagina and shoved the dildo in her ass. 30 minutes later they're both sleeping doggy style.
Person one. “Damn i wish i had a partner ”
Person two. “ ur solution is masturbation
What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.
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Finley Doyle's favorite active
finely just had masturbation session
The more you masturbate the smaller your dick gets
Did you know you get a smaller dick by masturbation
when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.
but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.
also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done
(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
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what you do when you see your Grandpa.
Grandpa: *leaves room*
You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*