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A mexican "landscape technician" who wears one of those leaf blower backpacks.
Juan pawned his Mexican Jetpack to buy some jalopenos.
When a bro splashes hot sauce in a broads eye while hes slamming her. A ruthless tactic only used when you know your gf/wifes been cheating on you. If its just for fun...then well... YOUR JUST PLAIN M*F'ING RUTHLESS BRAAA'
Frank pulled the mexican blinker when he deuced some red hot all over that bitchs eyes. She may or may not have deserved it but my god dont you just know it burrrrned.
A condom that has been filled with drugs, tied off, and then shoved up a convict's rectum. Used to smuggle drugs into prison.
Carlos: "SHIT, MAN. I NEED SOME COCAINE!"
Pedro: "Calm the fuck down, I have a Mexican Handbag.
1. A Mexican American who was raised in a white neighborhood forgot Spanish and adapted white customs. However, tries to regain their lost heritage. Therefore practices.
2. A Mexican American who is more in touch with his/her American side than his/her Mexican side but still eats and celebrates Mexican.
José: You're Mexican? I thought you were white?
Kristen: Yeah, it's because in grammar school I went to an all white school so I kinda forgot my Spanish.
José: Can you speak some?
Kristen: Yeah, I still eat my tortillas and all.
José: Then you're a Practicing Mexican. :
After you engage in oral sex, and your penis is covered in saliva, cover your labido in spices such as pepper, salt, chile powder, paprika, curry etc. (all the ones are that are extremly hot to taste) and then Jam it in the girls (or possibly guys) pooper and they will recieve an extremly "spicy" suprise.
"A Spicy Mexican guarantees a wrecked bum-hole"
Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.
"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"
"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"
"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀
- must be them mexican Jordans"
hooking up with at least two siblings from a family. It could be a set of brothers or sisters, depending on sexual orientation. If you manage to hook up with every sibling in someone's family you achieve a "green card".
ex 1. friend: hey he's cute, didn't you hook up with his brother though?
girl: yeah looks like I'm going to get mexican status!
ex 2. friend: Did you get mexican status with those hot twins and their older sister?
boy: You bet, so stoked that I got my green card.