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1. A Mexican American who was raised in a white neighborhood forgot Spanish and adapted white customs. However, tries to regain their lost heritage. Therefore practices.
2. A Mexican American who is more in touch with his/her American side than his/her Mexican side but still eats and celebrates Mexican.
José: You're Mexican? I thought you were white?
Kristen: Yeah, it's because in grammar school I went to an all white school so I kinda forgot my Spanish.
José: Can you speak some?
Kristen: Yeah, I still eat my tortillas and all.
José: Then you're a Practicing Mexican. :
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When multiple people of Latino descent fart or take noisy shits at roughly the same time in a public restroom. Usually, these sounds will be prolonged or numerous, and the resulting stench has been known to kill.
"Man, don't go into the bathroom, the Mexican symphony is playing in there."
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The tinted back window of a Latino's car that is adorned with various names, stenciled faces, and RIP messages.
The Mexican Facebook page on the back of that El Camino has four different faces on it.
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Type of phone sex where the girl places the cell phone against the clitoris while her boyfriend/girlfriend
yells sexual words to her
last night i was on the phone with my girlfriend/wife and she wanted to have sex with me but i wasnt there, so i celluar mexican ruddered her.
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A condom that has been filled with drugs, tied off, and then shoved up a convict's rectum. Used to smuggle drugs into prison.
Carlos: "SHIT, MAN. I NEED SOME COCAINE!"
Pedro: "Calm the fuck down, I have a Mexican Handbag.
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After you engage in oral sex, and your penis is covered in saliva, cover your labido in spices such as pepper, salt, chile powder, paprika, curry etc. (all the ones are that are extremly hot to taste) and then Jam it in the girls (or possibly guys) pooper and they will recieve an extremly "spicy" suprise.
"A Spicy Mexican guarantees a wrecked bum-hole"
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hooking up with at least two siblings from a family. It could be a set of brothers or sisters, depending on sexual orientation. If you manage to hook up with every sibling in someone's family you achieve a "green card".
ex 1. friend: hey he's cute, didn't you hook up with his brother though?
girl: yeah looks like I'm going to get mexican status!
ex 2. friend: Did you get mexican status with those hot twins and their older sister?
boy: You bet, so stoked that I got my green card.
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