One-Two

When you do something for a short period of time

Friend: "Yo you down to reach the bar tonight?"
Me: "Nah man, I got work tomorrow"
Friend:"Bro just have a one-two drink"
Me: "Aiight"

Friend: "You still banging your ex?!"
Me: "Nah bro it was just a one-two"

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One Million

The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.

Ryan: I bet I can say a number higher then you.
Dave: Bet? One Million.
Ryan: Oh no

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Large Ones

A monetary slang term for "Millions". Can also be abbreviated as "large".

"Some lucky son of a gun won 40 large ones in the lottery last night."
"I would love to own a place in New York City, but even half-a-bathroom in down town Manhattan costs 2 large."

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Group One

A category of technical/engineering majors at the toughest military academy in the nation which results in

-lack of sleep
-lower GPAs than Group Three Majors
-general feelings of despair and hopelessness

I'm a Group One Major, and I'm better than you.

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up on one

On one wheel, as in a wheelie or a stoppie, on a motorcycle.

I saw a great stunt show, the stunna was up on one and grabbed a Red Bull out of some chick's hand.

Man, I am still working on a simple wheelie.

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Back One In

A very significant bowel movement.

Thad: Do not go in the bathroom for the next hour!

Chad: Why broseph? The frat party starts in 30 minutes!

Thad: Trust me! Let it air out!

Chad: But why?

Thad: I had to back one in. And it was a healthy one too!

Chad: Huh?

Thad: You know: Dump some trout, Drop the kids off at the pool, Let one rip.

Chad: OK I gotcha. You could have just sent you took a massive dump.

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Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

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