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When you have sex with a girl on her period, pull out, then tit fuck her and bust.
Shes a champion,she even let me do a rubies and pearls.
The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.
Luke:
"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"
Joe:
"I know her chest is really bruised"
The sperm left on an unsuspecting person after they've been secretly cummed on, typically in public.
This act is characteristically filmed by the perpetrator to capture both the deposit and the victim's unawareness.
"She felt a slight dampness on her skirt after standing in line, dismissed it, never knowing it was a Ghost Pearl and the guy behind her got it all on film."
An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television
A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
Pretty lady "Pretty woman " that plays with her self. Flick the pearl
Marjorie pearl, Flick the pearl
Want to go out?
No just playing with myself.
These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes
Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer
Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes