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When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.
Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?
Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.
When someone has a piece of food stuck in their teeth and no dental floss or anything else to get it out, so you offer piss in their mouth to dislodge it, similar to a real dental water pick.
Mike: I've had this chunk of meat stuck in my teeth and can't get it out. This is insanely annoying.
James: If you want, we can step into the mens room and I can give you a water pick.
When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate
while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!
When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers
my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings
Tasty right? if you have ever done this and ate it after thats compleatly normal if your 0-2 years old
A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.
"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"