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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.

My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017


royal flush

when you bust in her mouth and she swallows it

man 1: bro how was the deed
man 2: i hit a royal flush

by Sama Lamay Laykum January 26, 2021


Royal Flush

When all the siblings in a family are queer.

Did you know that Sarah and her sister are both queer? That’s a Royal flush!

by PercyWercy April 6, 2023


Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022


royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.

The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.

by kevins5728 January 23, 2019


Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.

Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by Dr_poo June 5, 2022


Royal Arena

Royal Arena is a modern multifunctional arena with capacity for up to 17,000 guests.
Located just a few kilometres from both Copenhagen city centre and the international airport, Royal Arena is a unique cultural meeting place on a large scale and, with its thoughtful design, the arena will attract the best in sports, culture and entertainment.

Good acoustics, great sightlines and genuine seat comfort will optimise the visitor experience at an arena whose open and elegant expression carries the award-winning Danish architects 3XN’s recognisable touch.

Royal Arena is operated by a company that is part of Live Nation Entertainment Inc., which is one of the world’s largest organizers of live entertainment. In addition to concerts featuring the biggest Danish and international artists, musicals, and TV and family shows, the arena will host international sporting events such as the European Short Course Swimming Championships in 2017 and ice hockey’s IIHF World Championship in 2018.

"You wanna go to the concert in Royal Arena?"

"Sure, Who Will We Hear?"

"ATEEZ or Lizzo. Completely up to You!"

"Definitely ATEEZ!"

by 0Halazia February 22, 2023