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When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.
Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.
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A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.
Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"
Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.
Girl #1: "What a gentleman."
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A not-so-happy trail that ends in bumpy dry vagina that is filled with a yeast-infected, shit-covered cock.
I was sucba diving in the keys and came across a group of rusty coral.
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When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).
Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!
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When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.
"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?
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While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.
Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.
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Inserting a finger into the anus, usually a female finger into a male anus. Related to rusty trombone.
Her boyfriend asked for a rusty nail but since she never did it before she chickened out.
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