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"What are your thoughts of sex"
"Bro im in second grade, u good?"
The one topic that most users on Urban Dictionary won't stop bitching about
Me: *types s on the search bar*
Search: *shows sex as the second most typed search term by the letter*
Me: Sex? I can't deal with that shit anymore on this stupid website!
The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.
Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.
Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
It's fucking amazing.
Bob: I had sex with Anna last night and it was awesome.
Sex is like math
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Sex