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A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.
"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"
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When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.
I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.
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When a man ejaculates in a women's vagina when she is on his menstrual period. On occasion oozes out which has a pink color from the sperm mixing with the blood.
Let me nut in ya pussy on your period and make strawberry milk shake 😍😍😍😍
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Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is breast feeding a baby or another adult.
I gave the wife the Chocolate Milk Shake while she was feeding the kid.
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To Excrete Fescies During Sexual Intercourse While Your Partner Is Experiencing A Seizure.
John Arrived At His Girlfriends House with a strobe light and three bran muffins.Before the night was over he knew his girlfriend would be the proud recepient of a Shitty Shake Down.
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Shakes made out of milk and other things.
Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."
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*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*
When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.
Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.
Carlos: really did you succeed at it?
Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.
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