egg salad

Salad made with eggs.

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

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Wax

A stick of gum

I stole some wax from him...

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Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

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Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

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Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

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Laundry Basket

A basket for laundry.

Person: "I need a basket for my laundry. I think I will buy myself a laundry basket."

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Zyprexa

A medication used to treat certain mental disorders. See schizophreniaand BiPolar Disorder. Doses come in 2.5 mg, 5 mg, 7.5 mg, and 10 mg. May cause drowsiness.

Person: "I take Zyprexa because I am a schizophrenic bimbo."

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