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Socialize the dog

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls

Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.

by teach187 December 30, 2007


Social timeout

A action or phrase that places a person on social restriction from others.

Grown man:This new Justin Bieber is my jam

Girl: You are on social timeout!

by Brandonluuu July 11, 2014


social hub

(noun) A person who is the connection between networks of many different individuals and groups.

Mira has so many different groups of friends, she's such a social hub!

by Mira Bethy March 06, 2017


Social Landmine

People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.

"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."

by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009


Social-liptic

A state of no return when someone becomes a self-shooter for social networking communities truly convincing themselves that others find them interesting due to the amount of skin they show.

So they went from douche bag to totally social-liptic with the last posting.

by mysterymeat4u November 03, 2010


social smoker

Someone who only smokes in public places like bars or clubs for the purpose of fitting in because everyone else is doing it or to impress a certain cliche of people.

Barb became a social smoker at parties on Saturday nights.

by Suvee September 07, 2007


social suicide

when you do something bad or dumb that effects your social standing

did you hear? he got drunk and did stuff with that really fat chick. yeah hes crazy, thats social suicide.

by blacky12345 November 03, 2007