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A action or phrase that places a person on social restriction from others.
Grown man:This new Justin Bieber is my jam
Girl: You are on social timeout!
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1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women
2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!
John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
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People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.
"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."
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A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)
My Social Resumé consist of:
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.
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A state of no return when someone becomes a self-shooter for social networking communities truly convincing themselves that others find them interesting due to the amount of skin they show.
So they went from douche bag to totally social-liptic with the last posting.
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Someone who only smokes in public places like bars or clubs for the purpose of fitting in because everyone else is doing it or to impress a certain cliche of people.
Barb became a social smoker at parties on Saturday nights.
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when you do something bad or dumb that effects your social standing
did you hear? he got drunk and did stuff with that really fat chick. yeah hes crazy, thats social suicide.
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