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After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.
The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday
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It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.
"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"
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the act of sucking a mans dick, who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car, while you are driving (foot on the pedal) and he steers while you are pleasuring him. Suicide head.
"I gave him a awesome hand job driving down the freeway then followed it up with suicide head"
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(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.
Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide
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Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
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Also known as the Golden Gate Bridge, Suicide Bridge is the a bridge which has one of the highest number of suicides in the world, in San Francisco.
Me: "Hey, I want to go to the Golden Gate Bridge."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Because it's Suicide Bridge, it's THE JUMP!"
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When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.
Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
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