Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy
Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy
A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
this is what texans call ice cream
Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.
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When one is suffering from relentless shits.
I'm suffering a terrible case of the Gravy Burns
Literally Skin on Gravy, it forms on top of gravy that has been sitting out for too long. Dry Gravy Topcoat, similar to Jello Skin.
How Long has this gravy been sitting here? It's got a nice shell of Gravy Skin - Just the way I like it!
The act of eating a woman out in such an exceptional fashion, that the result is your face bears the uncanny resemblance to one who has shoved their face into a poutine, or other gravy coated food.
Dude, this girl gave me such bad gravy chin last night, I thought I was at Thanksgiving dinner.
The act of dipping one's testicles into gravy and serving it to a significant other.
"Did you here what Kenny did with his girl last night? He slapped her with a mighty serving of groovy gravy."